It’d be great if you could like, I don’t know, win? Just once?
Or at least pretend like you care. Because my husband nearly had a coronary at the pre-season game last weekend against Arizona. Plus, we had to brave terrible Chicago traffic (Ryan’s own version of hell) to even get to the game. Give us a break.
The super cute kids in front of us actually played video games instead of being put through the pain of seeing you play. Do you catch the irony of that? They came to a PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL GAME and instead chose to play Donkey Kong (or whatever it is kids play these days).
Don’t get us wrong – we love you. Especially you, Robbie Gould. We just want you to get to winning. Mmmmkay?
The (blurry) NewlyWoodwards