Dear Deck Fairy:
If you are feeling generous, could you come over and make our deck look like Karla’s? This deck seriously haunts my dreams.
The white railings, the lights, the freshly painted boards (although I would prefer stain on ours, if you wondered).
It haunts Ryan’s dreams, too. But, mostly because he’s afraid I’ll force him to do it.
So – If you grant this wish, I won’t ask for anything again….I won’t ask for anything for the rest of the week…..Okay. I won’t ask for anything until tomorrow.